Have an Opinion: Your Bra Bomb Better Work, Nerdlinger!

Over at the National Review, they’ve given idiot-at-large Jay Nordlinger a column called “Impromptus”, in which he jots down his half-formed mental emissions.  As with most such random-thoughts columns, you get what you pay for.  Let’s watch! It was interesting to read Kate Trinko’s piece on Michele Bachmann and learn …

Have an Opinion: Who’s Up for Some Shared Sacrifice?

So, here is something you might want to consider the next time someone tells you about how times are tight, and there’s a need for “shared sacrifice”, and we need to get rid of “entitlements” like Medicare, unemployment extensions, and Social Security hikes.  It’s something you might want to remember …

Where Comedy Goes to Die: WIN-tervention!

In the interests of fairness, and to placate those who felt yesterday’s column was a bit unfair, today we’re going to discuss America’s favorite hobby:  dropping bombs on Middle Eastern countries.  While it’s sometimes proven slightly controversial — although not so controversial that pretty much every post-war president hasn’t done …

Have An Opinion: The Great Upper-Class Swindle

It is a sign of the confidence — indeed, the audaciousness — of the current conservative movement that they are making real headway in an attempt to strangle the union movement, already gravely wounded, once and for all.  It was Reagan who dealt the unions their first critical blow beginning …

You Think You’re So Smart: How Fat? Fat Like a Cow?

Humans are the only animals that can make metaphors or moral judgments.  Unfortunately, we make far too few of the former and far too many of the latter.  The appealing thing about placing social problems in a moral context is that it allows you to start ignoring the problem; if …

Have an Opinion: The Reagan Legacy

Having been to the Conservative Political Action Conference before, I can testify firsthand that even at the best of times, it’s a non-stop Ronald Reagan strokefest.  But this year, being what would have been Reagan’s 100th birthday had Alzheimer’s disease not finished the job that stupidity started, it’s a downright …

Your Thanksgiving Moron: Ben Shapiro

Ben Shapiro, once America’s dumbest young right-wing pundit, is now America’s dumbest movie critic:  no one will hire him as a lawyer, so lately he’s been bumming around Andrew Breitbart’s Big Hollywood site pretending to be a movie critic.  His latest column is a seen-it-a-million-times rant about how there are …

And now, another exciting edition of “Here’s The Thing”

Okay, here’s the thing.  Fiscal conservatives, usually those on the right-libertarian end of the spectrum, often claim that government should be run like a business.  Now, I don’t agree with this; I think business should be run like a business and government should be run like a government, because they …

Hardly workin’

Jonah Goldberg is a complete joke; that’s no secret.  He argues for a living, and yet he has the argumentative skills of a whoopie cushion; he is a professional writer whose writing skills never progressed passed being singled out in 7th grade as being a better speller than most of …