The Abolition of the Exploitation of Man By Man

Today is the 144th anniversary of the founding of the Paris Commune. One of the most astonishing, inspiring, bitter, tragic, extraordinary, and powerful events in human history, the very nature of the Commune is the subject of intense and violent debate, and has been since its first barricade went up.  Conservatives, …

Vaccination Nation

Hi!  Thanks so much.  Oh, thank you, and thank you!  Thanks.  I’m Canadian Walk of Fame inductee and turn-of-the-century box office draw Jim Carrey, and I’m pleased to welcome you to the 2017 NoVax4NE1 “green vaccine” conference!  Give yourselves a big hand! It’s always good to see all of you here, …

The Sum Never Sets

Since 1583, the British Empire has been a name you can trust for all your industrial, cultural, and brown-people subjugation needs.  We’ve brought you the railroad, tbe spinning jenny, the difference engine, and the electronically controlled bassoon, not to mention William Shakespeare and a little show called Doctor Who.  Whether we’re …

You’ll Wonder Where the Humor Went

UNHELPFUL MNEMONICS 1.  Every Grotesque Ballardian Describes Fascism 2.  Malicious Vegetables Elude Motorist Junkers’ Stronghold?  Ultimately, No. 3.  Klonopin Is Salacious, Shalimar 4.  Thirty days hath September, quickly grasp my throbbing member, slide your hand ‘pon thither and yon, then consult this sheet of paper I have written the number of …