Yes, I am trying to be funny.
There is a brand-new Wasted Words podcast, featuring myself along with host RJ White, Shek Baker, Stephen Levinson, and Andrew Lin. RJ hated this one, probably because I was super drunk and punchy and forced everyone to talk about pornography, but I think it is a very fine episode of …
No one gets angry at a mathematician or a physicist whom he or she doesn’t understand, or at someone who speaks a foreign language; but rather at someone who tampers with their own language. The bastard form of mass culture is humiliated repetition — always new books, new programs, new …
Your Yahoo! News, your YouTube, your Atlas Shrugs, they come and go. Some web site comment sections go to college to get more knowledge, and some go to Jupiter to get more stupider. But one comment section reigns supreme. One comments section has come out on top, year after year, …
Osama bin-Laden is dead, and that can only mean one thing: it is safe once again to listen to comedic podcasts on the internet. Yes, the hateful murderer’s reign of terror is over, and finally, the PetardCast can return to the air to make obscure jokes without fear of reprisal …
Because I guess we’ve exhausted all of our other entertainment options, somebody has gone ahead and made a movie of Atlas Shrugged. The troubled production has finally arrived in cineplexes, and while it’s not the big-budget blockbuster Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie extravaganza we were once promised, I’m sure it’s a wonderful …
I am one of the guests (along with Shek Baker, Olivia Todd, RJ White, and Tony Zaret) on a brand-new episode of Wasted Words, America’s favorite drunken podcast, and this one may be one of my all-time favorites. We discuss jazz, the hats of the First World War, self-delusion, American …
Once again, it’s time to use the technology of the 21st century to indulge in the kind of wacky-pants comedy that would have seemed outdated in the 18th. Yes, it’s a brand new episode of the PetardCast, and it will blow the doors off of your barn, if your computer …
LITTLE-SEEN FILM CREDITS The producers would like to thank the Film Commission of Pocatello, Idaho Six animals were injured in the making of this film Promotional services provided by the Lucchese Organized Crime Syndicate Jack Valenti can eat a big fat dick Un film de Donny Most EMERGING CINEMATIC SCHOOLS …
Now that the NCAA tournament is over, sports chatter will finally be able to turn to where it belongs — the beginning of baseball season — and away from a bunch of teenagers playing bad basketball. This year’s college hoops championship game was a dreadful affair by any reckoning, but …
Like sands through an hourglass that takes two weeks to work, so go the days of the PetardCast. Episode #13, which we’re hoping will be merely the most hilarious one yet and not the harbinger of a horrible triskaidekaphobic curse which causes everyone who listens to it to die of …
THINGS YOU CAN DO TO JANIS JOPLIN’S HEART Take it Break it Have it THINGS IT IS NOT CLEAR WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN DO TO JANIS JOPLIN’S HEART Shake it Bake it THINGS YOU CAN’T DO TO JANIS JOPLIN’S HEART Make it start beating again after a fatal heroin …
In the interests of fairness, and to placate those who felt yesterday’s column was a bit unfair, today we’re going to discuss America’s favorite hobby: dropping bombs on Middle Eastern countries. While it’s sometimes proven slightly controversial — although not so controversial that pretty much every post-war president hasn’t done …
SU-CHIN PAK: Welcome back to MTV Cribs, where we’re lucky enough to have hooked up with big Suge Knight. He’s been gracious enough to let us join him in the large Las Vegas mansion he’s returned to after spending a bid in the… SUGE KNIGHT: Hey. You see that nigga? …
Most recent developments in pornography have left me feeling distinctly like a grouchy old coot who wants the darn kids to stop xxxtreme-fucking on his lawn. Bukkake, dick-spitting, and the overall trend of casting people who don’t seem to even like each other, let alone want to have sex with …
They thought they could kill us. The Sick Man of Internet, they called us. Yes, here they came to kill the PetardCast, but we ain’t gonna die! After a month of recovery from an illness so grave that it actually killed people who only had to hear about it, the …
