The Monster Math

MONSTER:  Dracula REAL NAME:  Vladimir T. Dracula, Jr. COLLECTIVE NAME:  Draculae POWERS:  immortality, flight, mental domination, control over vermin, moodiness PET PEEVES:  inability to eat aïoli FAVORITE WU-TANG CLAN MEMBER:  RZA MOST REALISTIC FILM DEPICTION:  Seven Golden Candelabras of Dracula (1958, Allied Antiques, USA) *** MONSTER:  Wolf Man REAL NAME: …