So, while I was researching yesterday’s post about NewsRadio and its tragic lack of availability on streaming media, I happened to discover that the entire series is available on YouTube, although the legality of the uploads is somewhat murky. But better than that, I discovered that if an uploader does not supply close-captioning text for their videos, YouTube provides closed captions itself, through the use of a computerized algorithm. And the results are insane.
Herewith, then, I present the only way to improve on NewsRadio: running random scenes through the YouTube auto-captioning feature. Enjoy.